# Fisherman and Developer

Дмитрий Юрьевич Кузнецов

Fairy tale

Long, long ago, there was old Fisherman. His name was Ojiisan. His wife was called Obaasan.


They used to live very near one very big and very Pacific Ocean.


Ojiisan used to catch fish, squids, cellana, laminaria and other seafood from the Ocean.

Obaasan handled the rise field near their home, and corn, and other vegetables. They always had fresh onegiri, homosubi, sushi and sashimi to eat. Often, they could even sell some part of the harvest at the market..


Once, Ojiisan walked near very Pacific Ocean, and saw the golden Developer there.


The Developer sang him with candy human voice:


- For you, there there should be attractor:


The Nuclear super-Reactor..


and you will have light, even at night!


And you'll grow your corn, and your home will be warm..


Ojiisan frightened, rejected:


- Oh, Powerful Developer san!..

We are simple folks.. How can we handle the Nuclear Reactor at the Pacific Ocean? Better, we'll live as we lived during many years..


Ojiisan returned his home, and told to Obaasan about Developer:


- I did not accept his offers: We are simple folks! How can we handle the Nuclear Reactor at the Pacific Ocean? Better, we'll live as we lived during many years.


Obaasan scolded Ojiisan, criticized him:


- You failed to catch our luck with Developer!.

At least, we could power the electric pump for the rice field;

our water wheel has completely decayed..

Go to the Pacific Ocean! Catch up with the developer! let them supply us with at least one reactor.


Ojiisan ran to the Ocean; Ojiisan caught up Developer:


- Obaasan, my wife, curses.. She asks to put at least one reactor: otherwise, there is no electricity, to feed the electric pump to get water from the river up to the rice field; our old water wheel had completely decayed ..


- Do not be sad, Ojiisan, - Developer said, - there will be reactor for you.


The Developer put the Nuclear Reactor, right next to the Pacific Ocean. The Reactor provided the electricity, so Obaasan powered the electric water pump, and there was always as much water in the rice field, as Obaasan wished.


One year passes-by, another.. Then Obaasan scolded:


- In one reactor, how much profit do we get from it?

You could ask at least two reactors, we would cell electricity,

We would build up a new home for us, and make the paved road, so, I wold carry our rice to the market with an electric lorry! Go to the Developer, and ask one more reactor for us!


Ojiisan gone to the Pacific Pcean..


Some wave are at the water of the Pacific Ocean..


Ojiisaan finds the Developer.


- What do you want, Ojiisan - Developer asks.


- Again I am in troubles.. Again my wife puffed up, does not let me in peace.. She wants one more reactor, to cell electricity, to build the new home for us, and to make the paved road, to carry our rice to the market with an electric lorry!


- Do not worry, Ojiisan, - Developer says. - I'll build-up have several reactors, there will be nuclear plant here!


And Developed built-up several reactors, and there was very nuclear plant, very near the very Pacific Ocean.. Obaasan sold the electricity, and she built-up the new home, and the paved road, and she carried her rice to the market with the electric lorry..


One year passes-by, another.. Again Obaasan is not content:


- Fool you, dupe! Not able to make good deal with Developer! From one electric plant, how much power do we have?

Go to the Developer, let him build another Nuclear Plant at the Pacific Ocean. We'll put a sauna and jacuzzi with a heated pool, so, that we were not ashamed to wash ourselves in a simple bath in our old age.


Ojiisan goes to Pacific Ocean. Big waves are at the water..


Ojiisan finds the Developer.


- What do you want, Ojiisan - Developer asks.


- Again my wife is not content, again she makes the scandals, she want one more Nuclear Plant at the Pacific Ocean, to set up a sauna and jacuzzi, with a heated pool, so, that we were not ashamed to wash ourselves in a simple bath in our old age.


- Do not worry, Ojiisan - Developer said, - there will be one more Nuclear Plant at the Pacific Ocean.


Developer built-up one more Nuclear Plant at the Pacific Ocean. A lot of electricity Obaasan got, and she set up sauna and jacuzzi, with a big swimming pool with warmed water.


She built-up also a big office, to handle the selling of rice around the country.

One year passed-by, another.. Again Obaasan is not content. She says to Ojiisan:


- You could not make a big deal with Developer! How much do we get power from only a couple of nuclear plants at the Pacific Ocean?

Go to Pacific Ocean, find the Developer, and let him built-up for us the network of nuclear plants, so, that I can set-up the powerful air-conditioners in my offices, in such a way, that even at the hottest summer day, all my clerks wear black boots, and black pants, and black jackets and big neckties, and still, even shake of cold in my offices!


Ojiisan go to the Pacific Ocean. Storm, Typhoon at the Pacific Ocean, huge waves run across the water..


Ojiisan finds the Developer:


- What should I do with my pincha puta! Totally crazy my wife is! She wans the network of nuclear plants, to install the powerful air-conditioners at her offices, in such a way, that even at the hottest summer day, all her clerks wear black boots, and black pants, and black jackets and big neckties, and even shake of cold in her offices!


- Do not worry, - Developer said, - you'll have a networks of nuclear plants everywhere around!


He built-up the network of nuclear plants for Obaasan.


She sold a lot of electricity, and installed the powerful air-conditioners at her offices, in such a way, all her clerks wear black boots, and black pants, and black jackets and big neckties, and even shake of cold in her offices..


One year passes-by, another.. Obaasan again is not content:


- Dakarmo Ojiisan desu! - Obaasan says, - We are still dependent on the weather conditions! Go to the Pacific Ocean, find the Developer. Let him build-up for us the nuclear fusion reactors!

I want get plenty of electricity, in such a way, that we can grow plants with artificial light, and even at cold winter night, all out plants have so much warm and light, as I order!


Ojiisan goes to the Pacific Ocean... Big huge tsunami come to the Nuclear plant, and destroy the cooling system, and explode the Nuclear plant.. All the seafood happen to be with isotopes of Strontium, Caesium, Uraniun and Plutonium.. And all the rice fields around too..


Even Developer collected his staff and evacuated to other continents..


Ojiisaan and Obaasan rented a piece of land far away from the Pacific Ocean. They made a small rice field, and Ojiisan had mounted there the old waterwheel, to get water up, to water that field..