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Black humor in terms of answers to peculiar questions 30

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  In December you received the collection of all sneering invectives along with the latest samples of black humor in Russian on Litres, and in English on Amazon.
  
  Black humor in terms of answers to peculiar questions 30
  
  What is the fundamental difference between slippers and shoes?
  Shoes themselves turn into slippers over time, and slippers do not have this property.
  
  How can a meter assist to a kilogram?
  A kilogram can be bound by a meter and hung.
  
  Why do all sorts of pathologies appear?
  Nature is slightly wrong. But tell me: who is not mistaken?
  
  How is a person different from nature?
  Nature, unlike a person, is not aware that it has consciousness.
  
  What is the head?
  The passing yard for all sorts of thoughts.
  
  What do dreams give us?
  Reminding us that we haven't woken up yet.
  
  What is an anecdote?
  Popular stupidity, exposed to parade.
  
  How is a bitch different from a bough?
  A bitch can be hung on a bough if it can stand it, but a bough is not hung on a bitch.
  
  
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