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My Granny

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    Comic verses, just comic verses. I couldn`t find the Russian original. Sorry!

  
  satira-4 (700x532, 447Kb)
  An example of the modern Russian political photo satire depicting the Captain-in-Chief
  of all Russia`s military industrial complex Dmitry Rogozin and Supermegadiva of
  American and International showbiz `Madonna`.
  
  To `Madonna`
  CONGRATS, FAIR LADY
  My granny wears a miniskirt.
  It`s overknee to a great extent.
  My granny wears a miniskirt
  From the year one, oh yeah!
  
  My granny wears a miniskirt,
  And it makes our family laugh.
  My granny wears a miniskirt,
  Despite this she refuses to cough!
  
  My granny wears a miniskirt.
  It`s of pink crêpe de Chine.
  My granny wears a miniskirt.
  Once it helped her pick up Jiang Jieshi.*
  
  My granny paints her lips
  She drinks more than me.
  My granny wears a miniskirt,
  And she always feels free.
  
  My granny`s on the stiletto heels,
  She coulda broken her legs, yet she`s on top.
  My granny`s still in love with late Graham Greene.**
  It`s with him that she danced the foxtrots.
  
  My granny had a facelift made,
  And it had its effect.
  She became the Playboy`s poppet and,
  The face of a famous trade brand.
  
  *Jiang Jieshi (Chiang Kai-shek, 蔣介石)(1887-1975) was a 20th-century Chinese
  political and military leader, an influential member of the Guomindang, the Chinese
  Nationalist Party, and was a close ally of Sun Yat-sen. After 1949 Jiang Jieshi 's
  government and army retreated to Taiwan. Chiang had been ruling the island
  securely as President of the Republic of China for 22 years.
  
  CHIANG~1 (375x500, 95Kb)
  
  **Henry Graham Greene (1904-1991) was an oustanding British gentleman,
  spy, writer, playwright and literary critic. His novels explored the ambivalent
  moral and political issues of the modern world. Greene was noted for his
  ability to combine serious literary acclaim with widespread popularity.
  
  Graham-Greene-007 (460x276, 50Kb)
  
  
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