Залесский Владимир Владимирович : другие произведения.

A delicious dinner of two generals. A political sketch

Самиздат: [Регистрация] [Найти] [Рейтинги] [Обсуждения] [Новинки] [Обзоры] [Помощь|Техвопросы]
Ссылки:
Школа кожевенного мастерства: сумки, ремни своими руками
 Ваша оценка:
  • Аннотация:
    A delicious dinner of two generals. A political sketch.

  A delicious dinner of two generals. A political sketch.
  
  
  The chefs received a gorgeous order. The dinner was to be solemn. A meeting of the two generals was planned.
  
  One of these two generals had an enormous appetite. Subordinates demanded a lot of attention.
  
  Another general has already arrived up to the border and refueled with gasoline.
  
  At that moment, a housewife came to the cooks and began to resent the planned menu.
  
  Where are the pears in Radziwill style?
  
  The cooks were outraged. What does she understand, besides cutlets for her husband and children?
  
  While the housewife was being dealt with, one of the generals was waiting at the border. It is not reputable for the general - to arrive into the scandal.
  
  Meanwhile, bloggers-extremals have latched onto the scandal of cooks with a housewife.
  
  Why did they hurt the woman? Why did they drag her husband away off?
  
  A reporter from a reputable newspaper was walking nearby. He, by chance, received a slap on the head.
  
  The big press has joined the bloggers.
  
  Fathers and mothers of families from all over the Europe began to resent, following the serious press! Why do they offend a woman? Why was she deprived of her husband? Why are children without a father?
  
  Such an uproar started that the general (with a good appetite) was relieved of his post as minister.
  
  And another general - who had already refueled with gasoline - was sent to the areas where women do not raise their voices during conversations with men.
  
  Besides, there is good cuisine in those areas.
  
  He was well secured technically and he was sent by a quick march to his new destination.
  
  Do they cook cutlets there?
  
  Nevertheless, the dinner for the two generals was almost ready ... What happened to him?
  
  A reporter from a reputable newspaper, who accidentally received a slap on the head, learned from confidential sources close to the cooks information about the fate of the dinner.
  
  But at that moment they stopped printing the newspaper in which he worked ... The reporter had to be writing about Turkish resorts ...
  
  
  November 12, 2020 10:35
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: November 12, 2020 16:23.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Вкусный обед двух генералов. Политический скетч'.
 Ваша оценка:

Связаться с программистом сайта.

Новые книги авторов СИ, вышедшие из печати:
О.Болдырева "Крадуш. Чужие души" М.Николаев "Вторжение на Землю"

Как попасть в этoт список

Кожевенное мастерство | Сайт "Художники" | Доска об'явлений "Книги"