Аннотация: A new appointment to the post of great Tolik and a media pill on Kosti-NF. The story.
A new appointment to the post of great Tolik and a media pill on Kosti-NF. The story.
Iron Man was broadcasting the program "Wooden Arithmetic".
Russia always was strong when two plus two was equal to four.
The moment has come to switch to an important event - to the dismissal of the famous Tolik.
All the major players - Doctor Evil, Croaking Frog, European Man and the rest employees of the Kosti-NF radio station - have used their quotas and received their well-deserved amounts of money. They sang the song "Famous Tolik" to the melody of Alexander Vertinsky's song "In lemon Singapore" ("Tango Magnolia"). It seems that the audience is listening, she does not turn off a the radio receivers: the annoying name of Tolik is repeated, as a refrain, plus the melody of Vertinsky's song. One plus one equals two. We know what will happen tomorrow!
At last, a holiday has come to the street of Iron Man!
Iron Man was feeling both the greed of a professional who was given an additional reason to earn money, the insult of a loyal journalist who had to keep silent for decades while the famous Tolik was in favor (enjoyed the patronage of the higher spheres), the envy towards the dexterous and successful Tolik, the gloating joy of a middle-class representative who fell under the rink of events of the 90s of the 20th century in Russia, of events organized by Tolik and others ...
'Fired! Fired! Fired, at last! At the highest level they do not plan to meet him! The real prospect - he will be arrested! Or at least they will take a subscription and will give him a suspended sentence! "
- He always taught everyone, but what did he, this famous Tolik, achieve? - Iron Man showed creativity - he started a song similar to those endless songs that sound under the endless sky in the endless steppes.
("Tolik will be followed by others ... I will pay off the mortgage ...").
The news appeared on the computer screen: the famous Tolik was appointed to a high position of the representative in the international sphere, and the representative of a large world organization reacted to this appointment and announced his readiness to cooperate with Tolik.
Iron Man choked. Because of this, the song ended in mid-sentence.
The program editor quickly turned on an informational and educational splash: 'What does the expression 'The dogs bark, but the caravan is moving' mean? When and under what circumstances did this expression arise? When is it used? "
Iron Man heard a cell phone signal.
An SMS has arrived - an announcement of the centralized adoption of the media pill by all state budget journalists.
Here is the paramedic from the medical office with a pill and a glass of liquid to wash down the pill.
Iron Man took the pill.
So, the main thing is stability. Two plus two is equal to four.
Iron Man is back on the air.
Which theme to choose? US elections? Sanctions? Morality themes?
"Let's move on to the memories about Irina Antonova!"
("I will work off the time at the expense of the national culture! Two plus two equals four!").
Iron Man felt a hot wave of love for Russial culture ... 'They reproached Russia for constant backwardness, for lack of culture! But look at the sex party in Brussels! What cultural level does this sex party speak about? ... '. A song flew into the air, similar to those endless songs which sound under the endless sky in the endless steppes ...
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December 5, 2020 10:06
Translation from Russian into English: December 5, 2020 15:59.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Новое назначение великого Толика и медиа-пилюля на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.