Lenya Bobrov is going to visit the Black Sea coast, but stays in Taganrog for a few days to practice a Nordic walking. A story.
Lenya Bobrov returned to Taganrog after visiting the museum in Rostov-on-Don and inspecting new finds out of Scythian gold.
Now Lenya is a real estate owner, a wealthy person, and such people are supposed to rest - somewhere in those places where Voloshin, Chekhov, Khonzhonkov enjoyed the expanse of the sea ...
A rest on the Black Sea coast is good because there is safety, good water, excellent coast, beautiful views and fresh sea air.
Kherson watermelons are constantly mentioned on the Internet. Lenya is not averse to eating a good watermelon - so far they don"t feed watermelons in "Avangard" ...
How to get to the desired places?
Regarding the railway communication - not everything is clear. No tickets? Or is there no direct transport connection?
To fly by plane to Sochi? With this option, the probability of eating a Kherson watermelon is relegating somewhere into the distance.
What if to use a car?
A familiar blogger has a car, and he was going to go along the direct, shortest route to the Black Sea coast.
Lenya makes a call to a familiar blogger.
Yes, there are such plans ... But a familiar blogger is busy with restyling: he repaints the car, sticks some kind of protective films. When the restyling will be completed - there is no clarity.
Lenya remembers about his order in the online store. The parcel with beach slippers, swimming trunks and panama hat has not yet arrived. They are probably waiting for the exchange rate to change: from 55 to 70-80. The matter is already in the stage of practical implementation.
But Lenya has good boots and a metal detector to search for antiquities.
He will walk along the shore and look for archaeological gizmos.
Lenya hears a knock on the door.
Several friends on a huge truck (of high off-road capability) are going to take the shortest route to the Black Sea coast.
To be shaking in the back of a truck? Lenya thanks, but refuses.
Lenya recalls the exchange of messages with a consultant from the Volgian city of automakers.
Lenya asked the consultant about the amount of rent - what payment may be charged in case of renting out real estate?
The consultant answered that now - an important problem - these are elevators. Good health is required to go up without an elevator to a high floor. Elevator fees may increase. Import substitution is expected.
Under such circumstances, maybe stay in Taganrog for a while and take up Nordic Walking?
Nordic walking is a relatively safe activity. In the hands of the athlete holds two sticks. These sticks can either protect against aggressive dogs, or even divert the attention of unfriendly people.
When practicing a Nordic Walking, the possibility of drowning in the sea is excluded. Lenya appealed to the Government, they will figure everything out ... for the time being, he must stay away from the sea.
Watermelons will be a little later - from Astrakhan and from the Kagalnitsky District ...
And most importantly, you need to train well to be able to climb to a high floor without an elevator.
Still, Lenya hopes to overtake the ancient Scythians in terms of well-being.
Moreover, the legends have not preserved any information about the Scythians visiting places of rest on the Black Sea coast.
Lenya intend to go to neighbors for Nordic Walking poles. A little later, he will go to the sporting goods store and buy himself such canes. There are no problems with Nordic walking poles. An import substitution.
A Nordic Walking can help him to overtake the Scythians on the path to prosperity.
June 21, 2022 04:53
Translation from Russian into English: June 21, 2022 06:15.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Лёня Бобров собирается на Черноморское побережье, но остаётся на несколько дней в Таганроге для занятий скандинавской ходьбой. Рассказ".
{ 3060. Лёня Бобров собирается на Черноморское побережье, но остаётся на несколько дней в Таганроге для занятий скандинавской ходьбой. Рассказ.
MMMXXXI. Lenya Bobrov is going to visit the Black Sea coast, but stays in Taganrog for a few days to practice a Nordic walking. A story. }