Аннотация: Panda and skates in the information holding. The story.
Panda and skates in the information holding. The story.
The chief editor of a large media holding looked around the members of the secret editorial council.
- Our department of social problems decided to cover the problem of the decline in the level of intellectual potential. They took the phenomena of a bridges falls and of a regular major accidents on the railways as a basis.
- There are more thin problems, - the head of the project for the study of the foreign research of Russia expressed objections. - After the construction of the Crimean bridge, there was a shortage of fresh water on the peninsula. And in Vladivostok, new bridges stopped after the freezing (ice) rain.
- I would highlight the problem of building a high-speed railway line from Moscow to the Caucasian coast of the Black Sea, - the head of the department of recreational problems of the media holding added to discussion. - The project has only been announced, it has not yet begun, and large areas of relict forest in the region of Novorossiysk and Anapa have already burned down. This is the same relict forest in which the inhabitants of European Russia have rested since the 60s of the 20th century.
A dreamy expression appeared on the faces of some of the participants.
- We are not Rostechnadzor inspectors or the EMERCOM employees! - the elder of the secret editorial council said.
The meeting looked at the elder with respect.
The chief editor silently tapped his fingers on the table and looked at his colleagues.
- The New Year Holiday is approaching! - the head of the department of holidays informed those present. - We have materials about a boy who wants to hug a panda, and about a girl who dreams of skating on Red Square. A digital approval of materials is received. The information about a large state grant to covering the activities of the Union State of Russia and Belarus is attached to the digital approval.
- It's too early for us to leave the stage, - the elder of the secret editorial council commented approvingly on the information about the panda and the skates.
"He knows!" - It was the general opinion of those present.
- So it's decided! Panda and skates! Our meeting is over!
Members of the secret editorial council left the chief editor's office in a secret elevator.
The chief editor looked at the media production accumulated during the day.
In his hands was a fragment of the icing of the bridge to the Russky Island in Vladivostok. A piece of ice was sealed in heat-resistant plastic. "A nanotechnology!" "They didn't work in vain!" "Much has been done!"
The chief editor put a piece of ice on the shelf with the rest of the souvenirs.
'I'll take it with me to the meeting with students-journalists. Our media holding is always as close to the events as possible!"
The chief editor walked out of the office. 'We will gradually approach the level of intellectual potential! At beginning, let's hug the panda and skate!"
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December 6, 2020 17:04
Translation from Russian into English: December 6, 2020 18:39.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Панда и коньки в информационном холдинге. Рассказ'.