Аннотация: MMMCDXXXV. The highest score in history. A story for children about Seryozha. - January 24, 2024.
The highest score in history. A story for children about Seryozha.
The history teacher looked thoughtfully at the class:
- Let's talk, students, about our civilization, about our traditions.
The class looked at the teacher with interest.
- What historical figure can you name - someone who influenced our civilization?
- Peter the Great! One of the students shouted.
- Peter? Okay!
The teacher paused.
- You, students, know very well how many minutes Stierlitz was silent in the cafe when he met his wife. And how many years passed between the Battle of Narva and the signing of the Treaty of Nystad?
The class was silent with interest.
- Well, all right. And why did start a melting of the church bells to make cannons?
Seryozha immediately raised his hand.
- What do you want to say, Seryozha?
- We will not forget, we will not forgive! Seryozha declared.
The history teacher turned the pen thoughtfully in his hand:
- Have a seat, Seryozha. And in paragraph 5 of the Treaty of Nystad, it was said about two million thalers necessary to pay within strictly defined deadlines and through strictly defined banks in Hamburg, London and Amsterdam. What do you, students, think about it?
Seryozha raised his hand again:
- Colonialism!
The teacher rubbed his forehead thoughtfully:
- Let's remember, students, what happened on January 21 in different years. What did the leader of the proletariat die of?
Several hands went up at once.
The teacher breathed a sigh of relief...
After the lesson, Seryozha approached the teacher:
- And what grade (score) did you give me today?
- Your answers were quite short. Do you think they should be rated?
- A representative of the Department of Education will visit my Pool today. I'll ask him!
The teacher thought for a second:
- Perhaps you deserve five (highest score).
- Could you make a printout from an electronic diary with a five and certify it with your signature? I do not insist on a seal.
Seryozha walked out of school in a good mood: "As a candidate for the position of International Sports Inspector (for Africa) and for the position of Special Ambassador for International Economic Cooperation with the countries of the global majority, I must remind myself. I will hang this printout from an electronic diary in a visible place in the Pool."
January 24, 2024 00:41
Translation from Russian into English: January 24, 2024 01:42
Владимир Владимирович Залесский ' Пятёрка по истории. Рассказ для детей о Серёже '.
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MMMCDXXXV. The highest score in history. A story for children about Seryozha. - January 24, 2024.
Vladimir Zalessky Internet-bibliotheca. Интернет-библиотека Владимира Залесского. }