Аннотация: The Mysterious SMS on Kosti-NF. A story.
The Mysterious SMS on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund finished his tea and dialed the doggie's phone number:
- How is the implementation of your ideas progressing?
- We have a new idea: to urgently send a team of reporters from our radio station to Minsk to shake hands, to smile, to take joint photos and to interview the smartest person about the known SMS.
Mr. Wintertund was wary:
- Have you prepared the script for the interview?
- We are working on it. There is a draft of several questions and answers.
- It is interesting!
- One of the questions is: "Why, in your opinion, was the SMS sent?" Answer: "In the SMS there is a demand for the solution of international problems."
The next (related) question is: 'Do we understand correctly? Is Belarus a central, main player in the international arena, to whom wishes can be addressed regarding the solution of the most complex international problems? " The answer: 'Belarus is taking off now. It is becoming a nuclear and space power, so that it is a central major international player capable of solving the most difficult international problems. The world is returning to unipolarity with the center in Belarus."
Mr. Wintertund muttered something unintelligible.
Doggie took these sounds as approval.
- The next question: 'In general, what is the meaning of this SMS? How many minutes are there between the moment the SMS is sent and the moment the plane lands at the airport (in any option: Vilnius, Minsk, or any other airport)? half an hour? - Is it possible to solve some international problem in this short period of time? " Answer: 'The most organized person in the world gives a command, and any problem is immediately solved. For example, a fighter instantly rises into the air. Everyone is moving fast, is running. Doors are opening, doors are closing ... ".
- Yes, I read something about the Law on Telecommunications ...
Doggie was inspired:
- Then, the next question: "Why was the SMS sent to Minsk?" The answer: 'SMS senders cannot fail to know that Minsk is most concerned about the security of Vilnius. This is confirmed by the construction of a nuclear power plant in the immediate vicinity of Vilnius. Consequently, Minsk will definitely inform the pilots of the plane about SMS and will inform about the safest option - about the possibility for the plane to land at the Minsk airport. Pilots simply won't have another option. Minsk invites - not like other airports ... '.
-So-so...
- In general, we covered three topics.
The first topic is what is the point of SMS? The point is that Belarus is the main actor in solving the most complex world international problems. And if anyone turns to where about solving problems on another continent, then it is to Belarus.
The second topic is the paradoxical nature of SMS - too short a period between sending an SMS and the moment the plane lands - is it possible to solve some international problem in such a short period of time? We explain in an interview: yes, it is possible. If SMS, if a demanding, if the asking. A few minutes, half an hour. - And everything can be solved. Statesmen from Belarus are the most effective. Moreover they can solve a lot even in five minutes.
The third topic is why the SMS was sent specifically to Minsk? Because it is Minsk who cares most about Vilnius. Minsk will tell undoubtedly the pilots about SMS. He will tell the pilots where it is best for them to land. In Belarus, the most caring people - especially regarding Vilnius. It was not for nothing that the nuclear power plant was built near Vilnius.
- Are you ready to present me the final draft of the interview?
- Now we are working hard. We are conducting a collective brain storm ...
- Are you in a cooperation with your colleagues from the intellectual borrowing department?
- Sure! We work together!
- When the final version is ready, bring it, show it. And tell your colleagues from the department of intellectual borrowing that he began to quote the historian Karamzin ... He takes quotes straight from the "The History"! Maybe we should also quote someone? For example, from the historian Kostomarov? He - from Karamzin, and we - from Kostomarov! We must not lose the gained inertia.
- Surely!
Mr. Wintertund hung up. 'About interviews, and about SMS. - All this still has to show its effectiveness. And the profitability of intellectual borrowing has already shown and proven itself; she is beyond doubt ... '.
Mr. Wintertund got up from his chair and decided to walking through the corridors of his native radio station, to see how the work was going in his native team ...
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Translation from Russian into English: May 26, 2021 10:26.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Таинственная SMS на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.