Sergei Sergeyevich came to an official institution for the necessary document.
He is not the only one here - who needs a document.
Different people are standing in the hallway.
You want, or you do not want, but you ought to hear their conversations.
Two workers here are talking. Apparently, they are from some municipal organization. Maybe they are busy with a water supply ... or with an electric power supply?
One of the workers says to the other: 'What salary do you get?' Interlocutor answers, calls the sum.
- I have the same salary. But you can work twice as much, go into the second shift, to work in additional working hours, and get twice as much money.
- I have a wife, two children, a dog, a cat, a hamster, two parrots and fishes in an aquarium. How will I work in the second shift?
The second shift initiator is silent, for a second. Standing in the hallway in silence is boring. He puts forward a new idea:
- In the Far East, I heard, a mortgage rate was reduced! It seems up to two percent per annum!
A colossal interest appears on the face of the interlocutor:
- Can not be!
- True! I heard on the radio today!
- We must not miss such the opportunity, such a good luck! Did you find out how best to get there?
- By the plane - the fastest possibility. I bought tickets already! Both for myself and for you.
- Thank! Did you buy tickets for a dog, a cat, a hamster, two parrots and the fishes in an aquarium?
- They can be transported in baggage.
- When do we fly out?
- In three hours!
- Documents we will recieve in the Far East!
- Let's go collect things for trip!
Sergei Sergeyevich looked at the backs of the workers: 'Do not forget about the 'Far Eastern hectare' program! They say, a cedar nuts are very delicious! '
Sergei Sergeyevich decided to stand by the window - for a change. Workers walked vigorously aside from the building.
'Probably, they hurry to the airport.'
September 6, 2019 00:18
Translation from Russian into English: September 6, 2019 13:05.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Скетч Айда на Дальний Восток!'.