Аннотация: MMMCDLVII. Ward number 6. A farcical note in imitation of Anton Pavlovich. - March 6, 2024.
Ward number 6. A farcical note in imitation of Anton Pavlovich.
Mandarevich - when he was a student - was engaged in the theory of mass media.
Gradually, life accumulated problems.
Sveta gave birth to a child: and how to dress him, feed him, and who will he be when he will grow up?
The people around looked at Mandarevich with interest: he likes to pretend to be an important thing, but what does he have? A little bug!
Somehow, once Mandarevich visited the Kosti-NF radio station.
The people here are of various types. But they all they were silent when the conversation touched on Ward number 6 (all wards at the Kosti-NF radio station are numbered).
In this Ward number 6, Mandarevich found a man with an iron brain, from which a thin wire stretched and disappeared under the wall plaster.
Mandarevich began to talk to him and discovered that he, Mandarevich, had finally found a normal person.
Iron Brain has all the credits paid off. He has an apartment in the city center, a cottage near the second Ring. Children are the students in the Institute of the South and East. Iron Brain is in a second marriage.
Iron Brain mentioned that his children had already gone to practice in the Southern Countries and brought back spears, shields, masks, and wooden idols made of mahogany.
Mandarevich became worried. He asked Iron Brain: what about dengue fever? If these happy children would be send to work in the Southern Countries, will they get a fever?
Iron Brain laughed: he already has agreement with the director of the Institute of the South and East. Happy children will first receive doctorate degrees, then the titles of professor, then they will become heads of departments, and they will not travel anywhere. Well, maybe they should visit some European countries that behave decently.
Since then, Mandarevich began to regularly enter Ward number 6 and to talk with the Iron Brain.
The surrounding people looked at the Mandarevich with curiosity.
But Mandarevich was not lost. He found the website of the University of Koenigsberg on the Internet and included himself among the professors and heads of departments. Now he, Mandarevich, is like Kant.
With a little sheet of paper, inscribed by the Iron Brain, Mandarevich went to the directorate on the square of All railway stations. They welcomed him there and invited him to come in more often.
At last, he went to Antarctica, to a new station, and included himself among the people involved in historical deeds.
And now came an important moment in the life of the Mandarevich: He was given a chair in the Ward number 6.
Together with the Iron Brain, they discuss important international issues. Why, if a sausage is launched from a catapult, does it not reach Antarctica? But the times are such that you need to try, you need to do attempts.
It's as if Mandarevich is looking through the microphone installed in the Ward number 6 (it's like this microphone is transparent). He sees the people, the public he used to communicate with. And their loans have not been paid, and they are not heads of departments at the University of Konigsberg, and they do not go to the square of All railway stations (to the directorate). And all these people have no agreement with the director of the Institute of the South and East on the receipt by the children of diplomas of doctors of sciences and professorships.
Mandarevich looks at all these people, remembers how they looked at him, and thinks: "It is not yet known which of us is crazy!".
Now Mandarevich has firmly established himself together with the Iron Brain in Ward number 6.
And the public ... Let her walk the streets and eat liver pies.
March 6, 2024, 21:56
Translation from Russian into English: March 06, 2024 23:00
Владимир Владимирович Залесский " Палата номер 6. Фарсовая заметка в подражание Антону Павловичу ".
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